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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads.
They're just older.
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That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour
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Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some
rays and became a tangent ?
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The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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Cat, n.:
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head off.
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Come here, you little raven!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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