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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 5:24am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 5:27am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:07am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:03am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 5:17am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:09am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 8:18am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 7:31am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:40am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 10:52am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 12:10pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 1:40am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 7:16am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 7:10am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:04am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 10:12am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:35am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 6:40am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 10:10am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 7:05am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 7:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:44am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 8:27am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 12:30pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:23am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 6:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 6:47am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 2:22am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:12am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 8:03am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 1:33am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 6:37am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 7:05am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 7:05am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:05am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 11:36am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:21am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:07am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:11am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:14am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 6:38am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:53am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:14am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:32am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:31am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 6:47am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:04am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 6:53am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 8:17am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 8:11am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 7:37am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 7:25am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:04am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:04am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 1:42am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 6:51am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:00am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 6:36am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 1:28am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 8:09am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:09am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 1:24am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2016 @ 1:32am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 8:53am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
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