The life of a Master Guardian One.
I find a match. After 4 rounds my team says enemy team is hacking. I say maybe not and get shut down. It is now 0:8 and team is calling GG. 1 man leaves and theirs a vote to surrender. We vote yes and game is over. Team reveals they are Global smurfs.
R.I.P rank GN4 now.

The life of a russian pilot.
As I start my il-10 1946 on the runway in realistic, I realize I team up with the Americans on Krymsk. We get into the air and see the enemy. The germans. As I go for the Focke-Wulf A-8, a P-51 gets on his tail as well. I crit the German but the american rams into me. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then go to realistic again and get into a game with the germans. The germans make fun of me and start to shoot me down. I flip the germans off as they zoom past me. Before my pilot dies he curses the germans. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Бл-

The life of a Darkrp and TTT player
I get onto TTT server and hear people complaining about RDM. Round starts and I become a T. I then get RDM'd by a 12 year old who thinks this is COD. He then gets banned. I then get RDM'd again and admin doesn't do anything. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Darkrp time. I join server and become a thief. I advert raid and kill man inside. He then breaks NLR and comes back. I report him. He gets banned. I RDM on accident and get a 30 day ban.
10/10.

The life of a russian trucker.
Me and my friend truck through the woods delivering garage parts to each garage. He then gets stuck in the mud. I go far and grab stronk truck to pull him out. As I return I realize I am low on fuel and are damaged. I pull him out with remaining fuel and tell him to fuel me up. He says "Hah im russian I take advantage of you" and leaves me. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Next map we get to the water and he offers to pull me through. as we are halfway across he stops. I ask why. He replys, "I hope you can swim." He then leaves us in the water and my driver drowns, while he gets across. I then learned that you cannot trust russians.

The life of Rich guy.
I shoot stuff. I blow stuff up. Guy comes and blows up my car. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I call insurance he pays. I order plane and crash. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I try job. Job is me and guy have to deliver ♥♥♥♥. I deliever arial support while he drives. Right around the corner he gets out. "Why you are out of car?" "I want to shoot fireworks." He shoots fireworks up. He forgets to aim and hits the helicopter. I start going down with confetti around me. БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯТ-.