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I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life.

"When the dragon dies, the Empire dies. Where is the lost dragon's blood, the Empire's sire? And from the womb of the void, who shall stem the blood tide? So long as the blood of the dragon prince runs strong in her rulers, the glory of the Empire shall extend in unbroken years. His heart's blood bleeds in darkness. For once the portals are opened, who shall shut them upon the rising tide? ... forever reborn in blood and fire from the waters of Oblivion for Lord Dagon ...Find him ... and close shut the jaws of Oblivion."
―Uriel Septim VII[src]



I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy ♥♥♥♥♥ Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

"While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping. As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door. 'Tis a visitor', I muttered, 'dummy thicc and nothing more.'"

Um, I was wondering ummm.. whats dthe weccomended amount of deddiditated wammmm I sud have to aserver? ((***looks up confused as fu***)
"I am sorry could you please repeat your question?"

DEDITATED WAMMM TO A SERVER!

"Ram oh how much ram oh okay..."

If youre riunng off a percy

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