Am Sammy from Prophecies

"Theres no ♥♥♥♥♥ in my house, unless its in person"- Ian

"Hey look its one of those... whataya call em... Jews."- Ian

"I'm the Giga ♥♥♥♥♥"- Ian

"Sometimes you gotta have a truth, to be a lie." - Sammy

"I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yo ♥♥♥♥♥, and taking spanish" - Sammy

"♥♥♥♥ yeah, im a humorous boy" - Sammy

"What came first, the chicken or the chegg?" - Sammy

"Woah, autism dude just came like 4 times inside that chick" - Sammy

"Strictly consensual, and not sexual" - Sleepy Ian

"You don't get to choose. ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥ boy" - Sammy

"How are you so good at looking autistic"- Ian

"Being in a room with jake is like being in a room with a dog anus. It isn't pleasant, but you know it's there." - Sammy

"Theres a midget in the background and its pretty hot. And I don't want to ♥♥♥♥ a dude with tattoos" - Sammy

"I want to ♥♥♥♥ a girl from every part of the world but africa. Im not racist, I just don't want aids" - Sammy

"If you take a ♥♥♥♥ and don't wipe, im dumping you" - Sammy

"I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend while you ask her how she contemplates the color orange" - Sammy

"How are they gay zombies? Like do they only eat ♥♥♥♥?" – Sam

"How do I stretch out my ass?" - Sammy

"I've got what, 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Shooting at me? DISGUSTING HUMAN BEINGS" - Troy

"Everytime i see someone with an anime profile on steam, I boot them offline. Thats It. Its done." - Troy

"Im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tornado dude." - Sam

"Oh yeah, I stared the ♥♥♥♥ outta girls. But it paid off once, I got to see some titty." - Sammy

"I had two eggs, but only the white parts because im racist" - Sammy

"Honestly, I jerk off to friendship at this point." - Sammy

"The day you make a decisive choice is the day I know you've been kidnapped."(Sam to Ryan)

walk a mile in a gay mans used aids condom then tell me you still have erectile dysfunction - Sammy

"The last thing I wanna find is an uncapped needle in someone's ass" Ian : "He was the cap"

"Are there hackers in this game or are the Mexicans retarded?" -Troy

Sammy: "Why do girls like me?" Ian: "Because autism is sexy"

In life, there are always situations that beat you the ♥♥♥♥ up. These situations are what causes us to adapt. Adaptation is what makes us unique to rocks. Rocks don’t evolve, but we do. - Troy

"Tail whip that ♥♥♥♥♥." - Grant

"You need to have live life to live." - Existential Ian

"THIS GUY GROW, HE BIG BOI!" - Grant

"I cut you off? Oh oka- Im following this ♥♥♥♥♥ home" - Sammy

"This is way more than 4, this is AT LEAST 5." - Sammy

"Get it cus its like, goofy cus, goofy is riding with your left feet, on the skateboar" - Sammy

"I wish i was out of my own ass but im in bro" - Sammy

"You talking ♥♥♥♥ about my boy ♥♥♥♥♥?" - Sammy

"Now we're slutshaming a goblin in the kitchen" - aids condom

"in female goblin voice I am very experienced with testis" -connwonwonton

"Sometimes I like to RP as Lorewalker Cho" - RP Ian

"He's not heavy, he's my brother" -RP Sammy

"You just have to thumb-♥♥♥♥ it in" -Uncoordinated Sam

"are you gay ryan"-sam "yes"-ryan

To Ryan: "Say something racist" - Everyone

"Gimme Fac." -Connor

"I JUST SAW A FISH EAT ANOTHER FISH... YUH" - Troy

"This new ruler only measures in feet, no inches, cuz that's how BIG we are." -Space Sam

"Let me see your vertical lips" - Sammy

"The Ottomans took over the world.... wait no, someone took over their world." -HistorIan

"America: Home of the Thicc" -Patriot Ryan

"blod" -Sammy

"YOU WILL HAVE NOT-KNOWLEDGE... EVER" -een

"I'm cucking myself hard and it feels great " -Food Cuck Sam

"whats your best pickup line"- Tinder Girl "wanna see thumb thumb asking for beef?" SammY ALFA penis

"Hey Ian what if we went to college and had a droom.. drum... druug.. друг... dorm?" -Semmy

"Makeup was one of like the first things, ever. Quote me on that." -Sam

"Yes, the bible IS a fanfic." -Human Connor

"what is an asperation you wish to accomplish in life?"- midget tinder chick "♥♥♥♥ a midget"-Sammy

"All managers of this organizations are DTF" -6ix 9in

"Imm gonna fall asleep nd dreem of hittin a juul tonit dawg." -Grent

"I clapped my penis for the meem" -Conor

"I hope they judge on ♥♥♥♥ muscle as well." - Conbo

"We have too many horizontal ♥♥♥♥♥, not enough vertical ♥♥♥♥♥..." -Corn on the ♥♥♥

"Mother, give me the milk. I need the milk. Mother." - Sammis

"So tell me whatchu want what you really really want" - Ian
"I want to ♥♥♥♥ a fugitive" - Sammy

"I'm the news man... weather... news." -Ian

"I'll tell you the bio, you tell me what color they are" - Thirsty Sammy

"Why does Drake sound like lil wayne?" - Ian "Because he long ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" - Sammy

"OK, this song is good."-Troy

"Churchill said that, not Winston" -Sammy

"You shouldn't censor sex, because sex is a lot less dangerous than violence." - Sammy

"I'm a diamond ♥♥♥♥ dribbler" -Ryan

"BIG succ inbound" -Ian

"I hope that our generation is not the stone that hits the glass, but the boulder that shatters it" -Samuel de Simone, 11/13/2018

"Don't be a smartass, it's a riddle" - Ian

"Sasquatch boy has calculator hands" - Ian

"This guy has magic armor? Too bad im a physical ♥♥♥♥♥" - ♥♥♥
^ "Epic Gamer Moment" - Sam

"Heated gamer moment" hysterical laughter -Een

"I wanna see if these cow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are hot tho." -Sam

"You on the wrong side of the street ese" - Boonk gang

"You see sammy, there is a difference between being quirky and weird, and being a sociopathic murderer" - truIan

"I had a stroke and just kinda rolled with it" -Sam

"Just walk into McDonalds and be like, 'I'd like to speak with Ronald ' " -Sam

"The only reason I'm alive is.... my.... ability to not.... die." -Rytard

"Each problem is its own individual ♥♥♥♥" -Mathboi ♥♥♥

"I may be a furry, but I'm not tryna look at druid ♥♥♥♥" -Sam

"Terrorism in Fantasy Land 2: The Sequel" - Sam

"Top ten fun ways to get Brain Cancer " - Ian

"I interviewed with John Johnson from TechData" -Connor

"I'm neither dumb nor a ♥♥♥♥♥, but my dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ energy levels are through the roof rn." - Connor

"Casting prestidigitation to make things dirty from a distance" - D&DIAN

"Lemme get some red sauce...um...i mean...ketchup" -Sammy

"sorry mom... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"- Screamo Sammo

"No one likes you... including us.... and yourself. Now crawl." -Iam

"Ooh preschool teacher... is it weird that that's pretty hot" -TindIan

"I got a frenchie from that sub place, you know, Lil' Jon's" -Rymanrox

"You know you just gotta say.... grandma gotta eat that aaassssss" - Brain damage sammo

"Power is ♥♥♥♥♥" -Samd

"I'm taking from the middle class and giving to the middle class; I'm a modern-day Robin Hood. " -Conman

"Dudes with real clout don't do drugs, they do crack. There's a difference." -CooIan

"My ♥♥♥♥ is aggressively average" - God

"Yo, the g-spot is where all the gamers hang out" - Noel Miller

"I know that I'm gonna kill someone, eventually." - Emergency Medical Sammo

"♥♥♥♥ it you did something, probably" -Ry-eflective-an

" I was NOT implying Michael Jordan ♥♥♥♥♥ bunnies." - Ryan at Nite

"It wasn't that bad dude, I only like got shot in the face" - Jake

"When I get cancer I'm gonna have them transplant some into you, ok...... can you do that?" -Sam

"We eath and breat" - Sam

"...♥♥♥♥ her up, ♥♥♥♥ her down, ♥♥♥♥ her sideways. Wait, -----? Oh, I love her so much." - Love Sammo

"how do i donate to this live stream" - Anonymous Student

Sam:"Okay Ryan; circle the parts of the circuit that make you hate life." ........................ "No Ryan,You can't circle the whole circuit."

"Yow, It's me... Remember me? I need a CONSULT. You can bill me when we're done. I need to pick your brain. About the situation I'm in... has to do with intern