The Great Buyer » Oyunlar » Genital Jousting İstatistikleri

Son 2 haftadaki oynama süresi:
0h

Global başarım istatistikleri
Bu istatistikleri kendinizinkilerle karşılaştırmak için giriş yapmalısınız.
28 başarımdan 5 tanesi kazanıldı (%18):
Kişisel Başarımlar
 

Go Left

Move to the left.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Tem 2018 @ 21:04

Go Right

Move to the right.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Tem 2018 @ 21:04

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Eki 2018 @ 15:41

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Kazanma Tarihi 2 Tem 2018 @ 21:12

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Kazanma Tarihi 4 Eki 2018 @ 15:47



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
+3

3 tane gizli başarım kaldı

Her bir başarım detayı, o başarım açılınca erişilebilir olacaktır