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I am shure this guy will be found guilty for cheating
What do u think guys?
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️"Skill" Overload
I have been struggling with a problem that I have been keeping to myself for some time. I have been faking intimacy with my wife because all I can think about is playing FM and perfecting my team with some signings. I find myself daydreaming during intimate moments with my wife, visualizing the perfect role combination to go with a Box To Box, or the best parameters to add to a recruitment focus. My mind races with different tactics and strategies, and I struggle to focus on the present moment.
In an effort to conceal my preoccupation, I have been faking physical and emotional engagement during intimate moments with my wife. I'll put on a facade of pleasure, making noise and movements that I think would convince her that I'm fully invested in the moment. I'm aware that this is not fair to her and it's causing strain in our relationship, but I can't help it, the urge to play FM is too strong.
nsfw
Try working on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farm! 120 hour weeks with your hand up a sheeps backside for half of it. Do you even know what Ragwort is? Do you know how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard it is to pull up and how it grows back every year and how even with stupid brexit we aren't allowed to use chemicals to remove it so you have to break your back. Not to mention the removing the stones from your field afterwards so your equipment doesn't break! But your equipment breaks anyway because farming has some of the highest startup costs and equipment is expensive so you buy ♥♥♥♥ equipment and it breaks.
Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get level 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Download it again
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with toxic noobs and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.
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