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Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:22am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:49pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:49pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm



Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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