DUCK MAN
My life is a bruh moment waiting to happen   Portugal
 
 
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I live in the middle on nowhere, on an unpronounceable street on the first floor, there's only one floor, my name is DUCK MAN. I'm 22 years old, I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my hands aren't shaking, I'll take 360mg of extended release amphetamine, while doing my daily jelq session. I can do a thousand now. After I start to feel heart palpitations, I go to the vitamin closet, for multivitamins, I take two gummy dinosaurs, then, a gummy fruit pastel, and a single magic bean. Then I chug down 2 grams paracetamol to slow the approaching migraine, while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a painkiller with little or no risk of stomach ulceration, because stomach ulcers are incredibly painful and make you die. Then two tabs of zinc, then omega-3, followed by a final megadose of vitamin D3. There is an idea of a DUCK MAN, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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DUCK MAN 10 oct. la 6:45 
WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!!! THEY THINK I'M JUST ANOTHER NUT!!
muppets most wanted 10 oct. la 3:40 
i hope you choke on a motherfu'ckin cheese stick you nasty greasy bit'ch! you look like you drink white gatorade and smell like nickles! fu'ck you!
Zhanna ♡ 6 oct. la 12:17 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
DUCK MAN 6 oct. la 6:03 
2 will be my year
Zhanna ♡ 6 oct. la 1:51 
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Zhanna ♡ 3 oct. la 16:05 
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🔥🔥🔥 guy below me is a scammer 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 let's not be friends 💯❗️

💎💎 have a wonderful experience being a loser💎💎
⚜️⚜️ don't stay safe and don't take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕thanks for the useless internet point➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤 get a job 🤤🤤🤤

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