wｈｅｎ　ｅａｒｔｈｑｕａｋｅ，　ｍｙ　ｈａｎｄ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ．　ｉ　ｓｔｒｏｋｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｅａｒｔｈ

I sexually Identify as an Vape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ripping phat clouds over vape city dropping churros vape liquid on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a vape is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 70w vape mod with organic churro flavours on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ethan vapeberry" and respect my right to vape from above and rip phat clouds needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapephobe and need to check your vape privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

☑ US flag laid out ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the ｃｏｗｂｏｙヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
Post this as a reply to people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●

┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) psssst....come over here little boy
┳┻|⊂ﾉ
┻┳|