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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:02am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:03pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:03pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:08pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:41pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 4:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 3:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:15pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 9:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am



Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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