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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:16pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 4:37pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 12:43pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 5:20pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 7:08pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2021 @ 10:52am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:48am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:23am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:55am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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