Bluffin
Finland
 
 
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.
...looks like the Thalmor are with him.
General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.
Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
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42 Hours played
The first 30h of the game felt amazing and so immersive that I forgot to sleep and eat. I happily obliterated everything with my greatsword only for the lackluster story to end abruptly into a sequence where Hideaki Itsuno pumps all my ejaculated sperm back into my balls until they look painfully blue.

I really wanted to like this. I'm calling an urologist, thank you Capcom! :)
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Slerbal 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am 
oliko tehtävä sopiva ratkaista Kneegerrin menetelmällä
Panzzerz FIN 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00pm 
SQUAD REENIT:steamthis:
Kebabmies 30 Mar, 2022 @ 7:02pm 
-huge minus rep Did not take me to local store when I asked nicely what the hell
Panzzerz FIN 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am 
Local dealer
YIFF MEISTER 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am 
♥♥♥♥ >:(
怪物的陰莖(文字) 23 Jun, 2021 @ 11:41am 
nikolas in team >:D
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