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Played 'bout 200 hours when 1.0 came out
Saw quests from npcs and new bosses
Installed mods
Finished the game with mods
Played The Final Countdown with an airhorn
Gave a copy to one of my friends
Multiplayer
Fought a shoggoth
...
After all of this I started a base for me and my colony, we were happy, our houses were beautiful...
Robots were watering my garden and collecting my stuff...
And then...
One of my fellow npc friends made me wonder on why do I even exist
He gave me a quest about giving some letter to some other npc
And...
I read the letter
"Farmnail here, does anyone else smell their own face ?"

I...
I don't know Farmnail...
I don't know...

9.5/10 would mentally cry for help.

Starts 10th run : Hope I won't get the Wandering Vagrant boss
>gets Wandering Vagrant
>Alt + F4
>Petrol on computer
>Match stick
>Computer burned

10/10 would burn my computer again

Named my Necroa Virus "Steam Sales"
"Steam Sales begins to create zombies"

It is so true
10/10 would make my plague worth the wait

They are games that can't really be described

No mom, I can't pause this game.

Stereotypes : The game

"Please don't Touch Anything"
>Launch game
>Reads the Intro sequence
>Doesn't touch anything
>Gets Ending
>Still doesn't touch
>Gets achievement
>Waits another one hour to see if there's more
>Restarts
>Touches Everything

Never felt such satisfaction after I landed dat sweet bumper portal buff shot...
...on me

10/10 would die again

>Married Sebastian during the first year
>He makes you Baguettes for breakfast
>Go out
>Press action on trash can
>Got Baguette
>...
>F*ck off Sebastian you're useless
>Cannot marry the trash can

10/10 would eat year-old baguettes

10/10 Would yell morse code at friends again