Oh, cutting myself slightly with a butterknife and not feeling any pain? That's just a regular Tuesday for me! I mean, why bother with pain when you can feel nothing at all? It's like a superpower, really.

I'm not saying I'm invincible or anything. I'm just saying, that's child's play. I could probably stick my hand in a blender and not even flinch. Okay, maybe not, but you get the point. Pain just doesn't affect me the way it does normal people.

I guess some people might call it a problem or a condition, but I call it a gift. I mean, think of all the things I can do without worrying about getting hurt. I could climb Mount Everest without a rope, jump out of a plane without a parachute, or even try eating a ghost pepper without breaking a sweat.

So yeah, cutting myself with a butterknife and not feeling any pain? That's just another day in the life of a pain-resistant warrior like me.