RIP 27.01.2024

rest easy bro †

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The year is 2062, it's a late sunday night, this gentleman is smoking a fat cigar in his REAL leather sofa, puffy seats, the ones that collect up all your soakin wet juice when you're buttASS-nekkid, anywho back to the story, this ALL-TAN, freshly oiled up sofa, he takes a peek to the left, Earth, Wind & Fire vinyl is on, walls covered in mahogany bookshelves, slightly bopping his head back n forth humming to the beat, ALL crystal glass with the macallan whiskey, fat ring on the pinkey all iced out. Suddenly he hears a V8 rustling outside, big O'L pal HUGH has just arrived with the ice balls from iceman, ax smiles as he thinks about the new vinyl he's gonna show to hugh as he pours one up for the man.

Once upon a time, me and this guy right here had a f*king VIP LAN up in nedre myrveien right by the shore, mad haux pulled up and we was gettin those slim shafts piped down all night, this guy came twice in this one shawty and man just kept going like nuffin happened yo. Anyways dudes, to cut the chase, this drilla went ALL IN on cs reaper and won like 15 times in a row with this freaakin A W P Lightningstrike StatTrak Fac New like zero point zero zero zero zero sixtynine float! YEAH PROBABLY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT CUZ THIS GUY WAS WILDIN OUT YO! Big drilla sh*t yo, we all going ALL IN on T side yo, double or nuffin man, 100K invy aint nuffin to us. Two drillas drivin down the road in some skruf loose filled lips, all WHITE BENZ, all WHITE BEEMER, it's about time we ride out and pipe some more haux, shoutout Biggie, shoutout Mr. Belt & Wezol, shoutout my drilla T, WE OUTTIE! -Hugh

lookin' mad cute homie