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27 of 29 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2015 @ 6:07pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:31pm

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 3:47pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:13pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 3:53pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 3:06pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2015 @ 7:47pm

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2015 @ 4:28pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 2:46pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:24pm

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:36pm

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:55pm

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:20pm

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:49pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:18pm

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 6:07pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 2:30pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 10:22am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:28pm

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:25pm

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:15pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2015 @ 7:48pm

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:55pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2015 @ 10:42am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2015 @ 11:29am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2017 @ 7:23pm

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies