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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am