Последние обзоры 48woadkite

all the bosses are a little too smug

my absolute favorite game ever

The End Is Nigh is another Edmund game, meaning it includes:

-Good music
-Good levels
-High blood pressure
-Comedy
-A reason to kill yourself
-A reason to live
-200% salt levels
-Abominations
-Tumors
-No friends (reality)

overall 10/10 good game

10/10 I defeated Chinese Satan by punching him in the nuts.

It's a good game but it came out 5 years ago and it's still $60. Kinda stupid.

you loot for the entire game and then get shot and killed instantly



if the time is right the Bluehole gods may let you win, but very seldom does this happen

Usually I would like to write some kind of witty or funny short review about whatever game, but I feel like this one should recieve my two cents. So I'll begin.


Sword With Sauce is a first-person action game that gives you a map with enemies, and a variety of ways to kill them off to complete the level. Whether this be the weapon you choose, the way you approach the enemy, or etc., this game gives you many ways to take out your opposition either stealthily or guns blazing, your choice. Now, I'll go through my personal Pros and Cons of the game.


Pros:

• Very good and fluid combat
  
• A sizable weapon choice for the Alpha that all feel nice to use
  
• Nice maps with lots of routes and opportunities
  
• Simplistic character design that fits the game
  
• Fluidity between stealth and detected modes
  
• Helpful tutorial that helps you understand the game quick and easy

Cons:

• Uncomfortable parkour system
  
• Limited enemy AI
  
• Enemies too close together for much stealth on some maps
  
• Predictible movements (this ties in with Limited enemy AI)
  
• Small Soundtrack (like 2 tracks, one for stealth and one for loud)

Pros and Cons Summed Up
The game does agreat job of bringing an inviting and easy combat system, that still feels nice to use and very fluid. All the weapons you use also feel great to use and are very satisfying when using them in a good way. Unlike what I've seen in other games, when you are detected in Sword With Sauce, you don't feel the need to restart or die and respawn to get your stealth back. It feels very nice going from sneaking around to going ham on everyone in sight if needed. But on the negative side, there are some things to be said also. The parkour system doesn't feel as good at I feel like it has the potential to. Usually to climb something I end up having to rapidly press spacebar a bunch of times, and then sometimes I'll still fall or miss the jump. It reminds me of Assassin's Creed when you try to jump or do something and it does something else, leaving you feeling frusterated. The enemy AI isn't too great either. Once you play a level enough times you start to gain a procedure that feels like "this is how I'm going to do the level, because obviously, it wont change." This can be good, but I want something more than just a set of enemies placed in the same place. I want to see some randomization, something that isn't TOO big, but something that places you in a new reality and makes you think about the move you are about to make. Another thing is about something in particular, which is the punching. It doesn't make sense that the enemy is just going to sit there and take it while you Mike Tyson them. I would like to at least a little bit of enemy retaliation, rather than just raw meat at the end of a tenderizer. If you lose your weapon, it should be more of a challange to get one back than just bopping them a few times and being good to go.


Conclusion/TL;DR
Sword With Sauce is a great game with a lot of cool ideas that I hope to see improved on in future updates. Even in the Alpha stage, this game is a blast and I see real potential in it.

It's pretty good for a free game. There are some bugs and glitches that could be sorted out, and maybe they should make a tutorial on how to traverse the inventory and such. I've seen a lot of other reviews talking about optimization but I ran it at the highest settings at a solid 70-80 frames so I guess it really just depends on your machine. Other than those small things from what I've seen it's pretty solid fun.

I played for a while then remembered that Overwatch exists.

daybreak just made me download a skin









nice

also I guess they made this for the two people that actually play just survive