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There once was a bear named penuts,, who traveldd the world to find his missing shoe. Until one day he ran into a exploding peacock it scared him for life just then a sharting panda flew in and told him to go to the mountain of a potato if he wished to save his pet stick. He then rushed to the mountain on his way he found a floating golden hairball who said if he went to the mountain all of his tomatos in his pocket went rotten.
the end?