Are you a Bizon-Hero, too?

BEYOND INFINITY, WE GO ZOOM. WE ARE THE BIZON HEROES. We are the Bizon-legends. If you main the P-90 and think it's inherently better than the PP-Bizon, you're in the wrong place. Do you belong here? That answer is all up to you, gamer. PP-Bizon Heroes...is already the biggest PRIVATE Bizon clan on Steam. And we're just getting started.

Founded by an O.G. Bizon Hero, spec/spectre_howhelaughs (the underscore was not my choice and I was stoned [call me spec/spectre]); was but a meager overworked and underpaid IA investigator/Admin for the Zappy! clan who also, laughably, once thought he was the only one in the tens-of-thousands of kills with a stat-track Bizon. He was not correct.

He lived in ignorance. He then met Cheddar Bob of Stoned Kills in casual. It was on Vertigo. They realized they had the same weapon-skin. In that moment, it was obvious. Spec then realized...there were more Bizon legends. Heroes. More to main the hell out of it. And the rest was history. And you're now a part of that history so, put this tag on when you need it. I swear to God, it's my lucky comp tag. May it serve you as well as it has me.

**Sponsored/Co-Run/inspired by the founder of Steam's largest invite-only clan STONED KILLS: O.G. Bizon Legend, Cheddar Bob. He is the wielder of the highest-stat-track-Bizon you've ever seen. And I'm number two. Seriously. And it's the same skin as mine. And we both opened them. It was fate.

PSA: EVERYONE GETS TO BE AN ADMIN BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, FELLOW GAMER? YOU'RE A GD BIZON-HERO AND I SAID SO. WE WELCOME YOU TO THE RANKS. HOO-AH.

This closed group has one *soft* and one *hard-line requirement*. If you wear this tag, you call the PP-Bizon by its full name or the Bizon. It's not the 'PP.' If you call it by this name while wearing this tag, you instantly get demoted to member. Second time you get kicked. *Soft-requirement*: the PP-Bizon-Master-Achievement. IE: the least gained weapon achievement, somehow, in the entire GD game.

PP-BIZON HEROES is a private/permanently NOT public (it's closed) invite only clan to celebrate an unappreciated/non-meta weapon of death. I someday hope to see it used as a true meta-smg but, hey, not everyone is as good as us and we're here to oblige. Perhaps that day will never come in which case, I just want to see two pros go at it with PP-Bizons. I know pro-league Bizon-only is...asking too much. The former request though, that could actually happen. But only if we are the change...we wish to see in the world. That's where you come in, hero.

Every member gets admin and if you see a VAC ban/game ban on any member's profile, kick them and we can mass report the player for shaming the honor of the Bizon. Invite whoever you deem worthy, admins-all. I believe in you and so too does the Bizon.

Believe in yourself and the Bizon: SEMPER GODDAMN FI. Believe in yourself and go zoom. BEYOND INFINITY.

****SKINS GIFTED AWAY BY PP-BIZON HEROES TO-DATE (last edit, 5/1/23): 37 SKINS****