How to get into prem ft. Pistolvania

Hello fellas'! You may already know me as "the tf2lobby sniper of doom" or "The king of Cp_orange". If you have seen my crazy gameplay and wants some POV demos, then you came to the right place, NIGGUH. Don't worry my fanboys, I am always open for signing weapons for you guys.

Allright incase you do not know about me, here is a short and sweet description of my fantastic life.

I am probably the only Latino/Scandinavian person in entire Oslo and i always like show-offing my mexican nationallity 8). I am a such a bad boy yaknowwhatamsayin? Like in my spare time I like doing extremly dangerous stuff such as Grafitti and smoking wEEd (dont try this amateurs, is very lethal!) Otherwise than that I like pretending that I do have a social life to my teamates while I am infact the guy who got most TF2 hours and the guy who got 2k sniper rifle kills in one day, #11hoursstraight, #noregrets.

I sadly got picked up by Snooki to join the bad highlander team called The Jokes On Us. Even though I like playing on the team I felt that I didnt fit in. My skill compared my teamates skills (this goes for you "cayrt") was just too big of a difference. Luckily Blooztah salvaged me by offering Main sniper in both Baculum hl team and The DugongSuperSquad. I believe that I am the best sniper in entire Scandinavia.. HURRR. Lol why did even Fanny get to represent Norway as Sniper in hl nations cup #2, when you got this guy right here?

When thinkink about all the sick and crazy stuff I do everyday in my interesting life, it is quite hard imagining that I am such a nice guy.
People fear me quite alot, and I can understand why. I am also officially called "The Wizard of Hovseter" cause of my amazing hacking and cracking skills on computers..BETTER WATCH OUT NIGGUH.

Pasting long chains of binds about urban rapsongs in the chatlog on Skial Badwater is also one thing I really love doing. I simply got a bind for everything that would occur to me if I would die of something. Usually when I die, it's mostly because of bad ping or bad hitreg which I always have to complain about.

Well, I guess that is everything. Contact me for free weapon signing or Sniper Mentoring if I have time (I am mostly busy partying and getting slapped by girls for being so fuckin rude towards them).

Untill then, cya!
-Disregards headshots 2013-
Pistolvania, Div 1-2 Sniper