WE ARE WHEELCHAIRS

Welcome to weelchair united, maggot, we're a crack team of disabled wheelchairs and we strive to find wheelchairs for ourselves to safely cripple children and then have them buy us. That way we'll make money off of having kids buy us (wheelchairs) because they're disabled, with that money we will buy wheelchairs for ourselves to stop being disabled too. It's a fucking victimless crime m8.

Snipars, our lord.