Truestory

There are only 3 genders
-Male
-Female
-And Retarded

R- Retarted
I- ignorant
P- People
I- in
L- luxurious
O- outfits
T- trapping
S- Sluts

#RIPilots

let me die

I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Grid” and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can’t accept me you’re a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.