Pretty much the greatest person alive.

As you all probably know by now, this group's purpose was not to make a fanclub with Kyle Massey as the centerpiece. It was simply a tool I made in order to recruit young and flexible minds, into the Kyle Massey religion. I am sorry for decieving you for so long, but it was gone in the name of our lord and savior, Kyle Massey.

When you joined, you were secretly drafted into the secret army. The SA is the holy warriors fighting in the name of Kyle Massey.

As of now, the SA are not in any battles, but when Kyle needs you, you will know it.

Praise Kyle Massey