STOP DABBING! IT'S ANTI-CHRIST AND BAD FOR YOUR COLON

Live for Jesus
Die for Jesus
Love for Jesus
Hug for Jesus
Go to church for Jesus
Convert Islams for Jesus
Eat booty for Jesus
UNLESS IT'S A MAN THEN THAT'S GAY AND JESUS WILL SEND ALL HOEEMOOSAAAYYYKSHHHUUUALS TO HELL AND JAIL! (in that order)