Want to be a blortorgle?

Welcome to Blortorgles finest blortorgles, who is Blortorgle you ask? Well Blortorgle is Blortorgle and he has been watching earth for a long time and decided that he would finally alert an earthling of his presence and when he did he named that earthling Blortorgle the Great.
My mission is to recruit more blortorgles and drive people away from the path of the blarfargle.
Joining this group will not make you a blortorgle, proving yourself worthy is what makes you a blortorgle and seeing as only I can speak to Blortorgle then you can only become a blortorgle if he tells me that you are worthy.